Leftovers
The “ABC” of Manipur!
A – AFSPA, AIDS, Apunba Lup, AMSU, AMUCO, ANSAM
B – Bandh, Boycott
C – Cerfew, Commando, Corruption, Contract
D – Dharna, Drugs, DESAM
E – Effigy, Economic Blockade
F – Fake Encounter, Fake Appointment, Faction
G – Gun Culture, Guli(Goli)
H – Highway Blockade
I – IRB
J – Jamin(Jamin da Shatpa), Jail
K – Kidnapping, Killing, Khwairamband
L – Lawlessness, Lock-up
M – Meira Paibi, Murder, MU, Moreh
N – Naga Issue, NGO
O – O Ibobi
P – Party, Protest, Percentage
Q – Quota
R – Ransom, Rubber Bullet, Rally, Rape
S – Sharmila, School Mei Thaba, Salary, Spasmo Proxyvon
T – Tear Gas, Torture, Threat, TALAB(Gutkha), Thika (Thekka)
U – UCM, UNC, Unemployment
V – Victim
W – Wakat Meepham
X – ‘xtortion
Y – Youth
Z – Zarda
Tagged Again
I have been tagged again by Mehak . Let’s see how well I answer.
Last movie seen in a theatre:
Jodhaa Akbar
What book are you reading?
“In the Line of Fire” – Pervez Musharraf (A memoir)
Favourite board game:
Carrom
Favorite magazine:
Sportstar
Favorite smells:
Dettol!!
Favorite sound:
Raindrops hitting the rooftop
Worst feeling in the world:
..being lonely
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
How many days to the Weekend?
Favorite fast food place:
..trying to avoid it!
Future child’s name:
sonu, monu, pupu, nene..
Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”
..first resign from my current post.
Do you drive fast?
yes..sometimes, I drive people fast, to the nuts.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
no.
Storms – Cool or Scary?
Scary, specially in the night.
Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
I prefer the florets.
If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?
One need to have hair for that ….
Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:
Kakching Khunou, Imphal, Hamirpur (HP), Delhi
Favorite sports to watch:
Football. Sumo wrestling sometimes..
One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:
She’s a good singer
What’s under your bed?
Dust.
Would you like to be born as yourself again?
YES…with slight modifications!!
Morning person or night owl?
Can become both according to the situation.
Over easy or sunny side up?
Sunny side up!
Favourite place to relax:
My Bed
Favourite pie:
American Pie!!
Favourite ice cream flavor:
I dont like ice creams..eh!
You pass this tag to:
Preeti
Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
One and only Preeti.
Letter to God!
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. “Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.” Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an “OK “boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby’s mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby
looked very sad. “Just be home in time for dinner,” Bobby’s mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!
An Internet Joke
The Solution
Two sons were left a large piece of property by their father. For months they fought over how the land should be divided. Finally, they brought their problem to their rabbi and asked him to solve it.
“Come back tomorrow,” said the rabbi, “and we’ll talk.”
The next day the sons returned and the rabbi gave them his solution. “Toss a coin,” he said to one of the brothers. “You call it, heads or tails,” he said to the other. “The one who wins the toss, divides the land.”
“That’s no solution,” said one of the brothers. “We’re right back where we started from.”
“Not so,” said the rabbi. “The one who wins the toss divides the land; but the other gets first choice.”
Source: Forwarded Mail
Park-Yoo
An American immigration officer was completing visa formalities for a Korean Labour.
Officer: Name Please.
KL : Park-Yoo
Annoyed, the officer left the scene, then a new officer comes.
New Officer: Your name please.
KL: Park -Yoo…er Park -Yoo- II
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