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A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answers:
"Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how Was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for- the Mozambican girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
Via:Circulated Mail
Park-Yoo
An American immigration officer was completing visa formalities for a Korean Labour.
Officer: Name Please.
KL : Park-Yoo
Annoyed, the officer left the scene, then a new officer comes.
New Officer: Your name please.
KL: Park -Yoo…er Park -Yoo- II
An Internet Joke
How was he born!!
Little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
“You’ve Got Male!”
via: circulated mail
Close enough is good enough
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are brought into a large room and told to stand against one wall. On the floor of the room is a very precisely drawn grid; on the opposite side of the room are three sacks.
The three learn that each sack contains $1 million, and that the object is for each of them to cross the room and grab a sack. The only rule is that they must cross the room in half moves only. This means that first they can walk exactly half the distance from where they stand to the sack. Then, they can again walk half the distance from where they stand to the sack, and so on.
The mathematician stands still for a moment, then shakes his head.”Distance = 0 will never be true.”
And with a sigh of defeat, he turns, and walks out of the room.
The physicist stares off into the distance, and he, too, shakes his head.
“Time to traverse distance equals infinity.”
And with that, he sighs in defeat, turns, and walks out of the room, joining the mathematician outside. Soon, they are joined by the engineer, who walks out of the room grinning, and holding all three bags. “Sometimes, close enough is good enough.”
Source: MSDN Library
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